Saturday, November 21, 2009

Do You Know Where Your Make-up Comes From?

In the wild lands to the south, an epidemic has been discovered--the slaying of fat people for the bountiful treasure within. This human lard is then sold to European cosmetic companies for up to $60K a gallon.

R.

3 comments:

Ben said...

Fight Club, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww! That's it. From now-on, I'm going completely natural.

Liz said...

There is SUCH a great story in this. Short or long, it would make a smashing read! Now all you have to do, R, it to put it down on paper.